Hey Psycho! You're not too far off! Hayseed is playing the Heritage Hall Hellraisers this week! I heard the Hellraisers quarterback got a new wheelchair yesterday, so Granny Unitas will be tough for Colley's boys to stop out of that spread offense they've been running this season! Stock up on your Metamucil, it's gonna get NASTY! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

Wanna know what's going to happen this coming Friday night? Read and Take Heed! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/arcadefreak.gif[/img]

The Jolly Green Men from Dick-0 County @ THE Mighty Vikings of Powell Valley High ? Yes, THE Mighty Vikes took a loss this past Friday night and now have a 2-3 record ? but I betcha that there's no takers on a bet that our boys will finish any worse than 7-3 in the regular season ? the reason? One word ? DEADWOOD [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/007.gif[/img] That's all that is left on the schedule for Phil The Real Deal & Co. and everybody knows it! PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF THE BOYS FROM BSG! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img] The Jolly Green will find out fast that Bullitt Park is no place for a Ralph Stanley concert come Friday night ? and it's no place for running windsprints after the game either ? GET OFF OUR FIELD AND GO BACK TO DICK- 0 COUNTY, YOU BUNCH OF BURRHEADS! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] GET YA SOME!!! WOOT!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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THE Mighty Vikings of Phil "The Real Deal"? Robbins ? 56 Dick-0 Green Meanies - 8


little blue boys of Not-So-Great City @ The Bare-Kitties of the Big Town of Bristol ? BareKitties Big Boss Man Turdy Smiff will be drivin' his coaching staff around with the top flipped down after this one is over! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Turdy's golf visor-throwin' ways will be at a minimum since he's facing the No-Defense Devils of Not-So-Great City this week! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] Reality check time for the little blue boys, who will soon find out they won't even be the top dawg in their new district come next year ? known unaffectionately as the Highlands Also-Ran Part Deux HYUK HYUK!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer1.gif[/img] DOWN GO THE LITTLE BLUE ? DOWN GO THE LITTLE BLUE! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Bristol Bare-Kitties ? 36 little blue boys - 20


Da Raidahs of Downtown Norton, U.S. of A @ Coe-Burnt Bleu KA-Nights ? Gotta give those Raidahs their props on defeating THE Mighty Vikes, but let it be known they're still referred to as the Buffalo Bills of Southwest Virginia ? always the bridesmaid, never the bride! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img] Jumbo Adams is still wearing his mood ring that he won at the fall festival back in '78 because he don't have any other ring of accomplishment to adorn those fat fingers of his! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] HOO-HA!!! Even though, the KA-Nights get the KA-POW put on them in a big way, just one more boot kick on the backside - compliments of the El-Pee-Dee ? during Coe-Burnt's "Don't Let the Door Hit You In The Arse On The Way Out"? farewell tour! HUZZAH!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Jumbo's Juggernauts ? 56 Bleu "Whine & Sneeze"? KA-Nights - 12



8 Ounce High MildCats @ Crappalachia Bullpups ? HOO BOY! Times aren't lookin' good for the 8 Ounce Boys at all this week. Coach Roger has his Dawgies kickin' up some dust & their starting to make some of that old Appy noise we're used to hearing! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ooo.gif[/img] Pound's cheerleaders will run out to midfield at halftime carrying the white flag of surrender [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/getsmile.tmp008106164.gif[/img] , but those Crappy Kids won't hear anything of it! Gotta play more than One Half ? Pound ? 8 Ounces, whatever y'all prefer - when you come to the Dawg House! Better strap it on so you can get it knocked off! CHA-CHA-CHA!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/birthday.gif[/img]

The Nappy Crappy Pappy's - 40 8 Ounce/1 Full Cup High - 18



Rot Cove Bore Iggles @ JellyRoll Inc., B.O. Salyers CEO ? Just when everybody get to thinkin' that the Iggles had something to crow about, they get their butts handed to them by who ? Tasslewood? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] GOOD LAWD!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! The Cove-ers seem to be Posers, and for the SECOND TIME in ONE regular season, the Jelly's Roll! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/birthday.gif[/img] Look out Bertha, there's a Victory Parade on the horizon in downtown Wise for those Killas of Kelly!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/007.gif[/img] "B.O. for President!"? Indian_Dud proclaims! CarolynInANiceStraightJacket demands that the Bore Iggles football team and fans hold a celebration over there in one of those cowpastures for her boys, complete with little hats and party favors to congratulate them on being such a great bunch of outstanding football players! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif[/img] Lord, I don't know what's worse ? listening to JellyRolls fans after a win or a loss! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wall.gif[/img] SHEW!

B.O.'s JellyRolls ? 20 Callaway's Bore Iggles of Lower Snott County - 18


OH YEAH, SHAKE IT AND BAKE IT BAY-BEE!!! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer1.gif[/img]